This is from a recent instant messenger conversation I had with my friend Bri where I think I have her convinced tacos are banned in Montreal.
Me - Another awesome taco Tuesday celebration
Bri - I’m jealous, lol
Are tacos really banned in Montreal?
Only outlaws eat tacos in Montreal
Then we shall eat tacos in Montreal
it’s not worth the risk
if you get caught eating tacos it’s a $1500 fine
…Are you messing with me? lol
those French people do not like Tacos
Bitches be trifflin
http://i.imgur.com/1S5qX.jpg Underground taco bar in Montreal the city shut down
note the covered up windows
so basically you have to travel outside of the city limits for a Taco
or go to these shady underground Taco joints
where I’ve heard the places are disgusting but the tacos are some of the best in the world
I wonder if man beast knows of some places…
I don’t know if going to one of those places is worth the risk
what if you got arrested in Montreal?
how would you explain eating at an underground taco place and being arrested to your folks?
It sounds hilarious
But it would kind of make the weekend a dud
the govt would prolly keep your passport and export you back to the US
think of the poor Mexicans not able to eat their countries food
the worlds a crazy place
Indeed, it is
I don’t know what I would do without tacos
The world would end
I would lead a taco revolution
squirt hot sauce in the eyes of the authorities
Ahh…I’ve got to head to work
have a good day
remember that we live in the greatest country in the world
where tacos are not outlawed
God bless America!!!!
Have a nice evening